JESUS CHRIST MAN! Is the internet still not broken enough for you!?!?

I accept and believe your apology. Just pop yourself in the nose once, and we’re totally square buddy.

If I was still on Twitter, that would be a great idea.

You’re not that hard either, Elon.

I haven’t been this pissed off since LINQ started allowing syntax switches in random-ass places.

Mel Gibson’s Passion of the Christ? Yeah, man! I got off SO HARD I had to leave the theater.

Only if you get eaten. Are you planning to get eaten, or do you keep company with people who might take interest in eating you?

I suppose you could theoretically just have sex with someone and hope for the best.

Yeah… “Engagement.” That’s what it is.