You must be one of the Inebriati

Which, hilariously, neatly matches the machine-learning approach of “just keep shovelling data, it’ll work eventually”.

The annoying part is Dassault had linux cad software and they killed it.

“Five websites filled with screenshots of each other”

…Yes, if you go back and read my fist post, you will find that I, too, refer to tabs as notation, and say: “it’s a customary txt-format notation”. And if you go to the wiki article you linked and read the sentence after the one you pasted, you’ll find it says :“ASCII tab is intended to be a human-readable format rather than machine-readable, and hence is not strictly defined.”.

Wanna see another musical notation method that doesn’t actually notate music?

+5 -6 -7 +7 -6 +5 -6 -7 +7 -6 
+5 -6 -7 +7 -7 -6 +7 -7 -6 +8 +8 +8 
+8 -8 +8 -9 -9 -9 +8 -8 -9 +8 
-8 +7 -7 +8 +7 -7 -6 

That’s a harmonica tab - the number is the hole, the sign is inhale-exhale, but to actually play the song, you need to already know the tune to Bella Ciao.

Yes, but it generally doesn’t, for example, record length, or rests, or dynamics… It’s not intended to fully describe a piece of music, it’s really more of a diagram of a series of notes, specific to a guitar layout, that instruct you on playing a melody you’re presumed to already know the sound of.

It’s not really used by “a tool”, it’s a customary txt-format notation for guitar. People use it to learn/teach how an existing song is played, it’s not intended to actually notate music.

It’s a joke on a tweet about a guy spending a multi-hour flight just staring straight ahead.

It’s really special to not have ternary, but have Elvis.

JavaScript is by far the worst.

PHP

Nah, it’s because they can change you for the battery, but you could sue them for drinking the juice.

It’s by design very verbose and “English”-like, like instead of x=y*z it would go “MULTIPLY y BY z GIVING x”, the idea was that it would read almost like natural language, so that non-tech staff could understand it.

People thought COBOL would let managers write code.

I feel like there shoul be an ISO/DIN to define this.

It’s incredibly annoying, though, that you can only copy boards in the app, and when you do it makes triplicate of all the cards.

Or, yknow, don’t.