Best kind of turnover

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 years

It’s funny because everyone I know that’s worked for Apple no longer works for Apple.

djehuti@programming.dev · 2 years

It’s a great place to be from!

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 years

Apple is Ohio?

Tja@programming.dev · 2 years

Skibidi.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 years

OK Zoomer

datavoid@lemmy.ml · 2 years

Isn’t skibidi alpha’s thing?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 years

Isn’t it past your bedtime?

datavoid@lemmy.ml · 2 years

Disrespectful young whippersnapper

Dagnet@lemmy.world · 2 years

Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 years

You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

Croquette@sh.itjust.works · 2 years

Just killed a man…

SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world · 2 years

Put an iPhone against his head,

pulled my trigger

Now he’s dead

Trail@lemmy.world · 2 years

Was he holding it wrong?

SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world · 2 years

Israeli parts

Dagnet@lemmy.world · 2 years

Never said otherwise

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 years

I wasn’t arguing; I was furthering your point.

Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years

Instructions unclear, made a delicious dessert

Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 2 years

Exactly as ordered. Good job, private.

psud@aussie.zone · 2 years

I used to really like an apple turnover. Warm, with cream

schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 years