There are many similarities between programming and parenting

gnutrino@programming.dev · 2 years

One mistake and you have to maintain it for 18 years…

whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years

git grounded

Onno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio · 2 years

All I’ll say is that I’m glad that I’m neither your child, nor a member of your software development team…

abbadon420@lemm.ee · 2 years

I don’t get it, why make it personal?

Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 years

They lost their firstborn son in The War to untracked artillery because neither -i, -n, nor -f were given.

abbadon420@lemm.ee · 2 years

Oh I’m sorry man, I didn’t know. Thank you for your service.

something_random_tho@lemmy.world · 2 years

You’re telling me no -f’s were given?

mods_mum@lemmy.today · 2 years

jeez, you must be fun to be around. I’d say it’s the OP who dodged the bullet with you in their team lol

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 2 years

Your bedroom and your code sound dirty. No dessert until there are no more dirty clothes on the floor and all your merge conflicts are resolved.