The floor is Java

Send Pics of Sandwiches@sh.itjust.works · 2 years

Careful where you step, there’s shit on the floor!

CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml · 2 years

Are you a recruited? JavaScript is not Java.

NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 2 years

And horseshit is not dogshit.

AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 2 years

are you seriously so devoted to a programming language that you heard someone say java was shit and assumed they must be talking about javascript

Codex@lemmy.world · 2 years

You currently owe Oracle $500MM in unpaid licensing fees for this floor.

xep@fedia.io · 2 years

Oh, shit. Step on it! Quick!

Aceticon@lemmy.world · 2 years

“Will horrors never cease?!”

carbonari_sandwich@lemm.ee · 2 years

Imagine trying to find shoes that don’t look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.

camr_on@lemmy.world · 2 years

He built like a kingdom hearts character

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 2 years

I wear a men’s 14. That’s bad enough.

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 years

My brother in ~~arms~~ feet.

The struggle is real.

teft@lemmy.world · 2 years

Skate shoes should work. They almost always have a large toe box.

datelmd5sum@lemmy.world · 2 years

This person will never wear Adidas shoes.

walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz · 2 years

Which starship is this on?

zod000@lemmy.ml · 2 years

It’s too early to be attacking me, Lemmy. My feet are burning from all that boilerplate.

cheddar@programming.dev · 2 years

Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 2 years

embed_me@programming.dev · 2 years

Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built

mox@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 years

Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!

Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!

Codex@lemmy.world · 2 years

I’m very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.