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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyZeroCool@slrpnk.net
2 years

The team that pushed yesterday's Crowdstrike update has been identified.

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    • cerement@slrpnk.net
      2 years

        • lordnikon@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2 years

          dude

            • ZeroCool@slrpnk.net
              2 years

              Nice username.

                • radicalautonomy@lemmy.world
                  2 years

                  I thought you was black, man?

                • Neo@lemmy.hacktheplanet.be
                  2 years

                  username checks out

              • Yoooooooo@lemmy.world
                2 years

                Hack the planet!

                  • ZeroCool@slrpnk.net
                    2 years

                    “Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

                    • CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee
                      2 years

                      Hack the Gibson

                    • KeriKitty (They(/It))@pawb.socialEnglish
                      2 years

                      OP’s name is pretty apropos 😅

                        • gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                          2 years

                          Checks the fuck out 💯

                        • lobut@lemmy.ca
                          2 years

                          I loved this movie. I’m not gonna change my mind!

                          I’m also not gonna watch it again any time soon …

                            • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.caEnglish
                              2 years

                              Yes you will.

                            • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
                              2 years

                              The Prodigy has entered the chat.

                                • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
                                  2 years

                                  That OST is full of great tracks.

                                    • ZeroCool@slrpnk.net
                                      2 years

                                      They also released two “inspired by the movie hackers” albums that were just as good!

                                  • aida@lemm.ee
                                    2 years

                                    deleted by creator

                                      • Bldck@beehaw.orgEnglish
                                        2 years

                                        Hackers 1995

                                          • randompasta@lemmy.today
                                            2 years

                                            Great soundtrack!

                                              • CO5MO ✨@midwest.social
                                                2 years

                                                Omg yesss the soundtrack 😍😎😍😎

                                            • Entropywins@lemmy.world
                                              2 years

                                              Oh your in for a treat

                                                • mosiacmango@lemm.ee
                                                  2 years

                                                  A wonderful mix of actual hacking (social engineering, phreaking) and batshit crazy “future hacks” (hack the gibson!)

                                                    • remotelove@lemmy.ca
                                                      2 years

                                                  • misericordiae@literature.cafe
                                                    2 years

                                                    Hackers.

                                                    • tover153@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
                                                      2 years

                                                      https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113243/

                                                    • Outsider9042@aussie.zone
                                                      2 years

                                                      The things you do to get your hands on a Gibson.

                                                      • DxK@lemmy.world
                                                        2 years

                                                        I always forget Matthew Lillard is like 6’5” (195cm). I know he’s tall but damn they must have him standing in a trench or put his costars on boxes to level shots a bit because he’s towering over everyone in that pic and he’s not even standing up straight lol.

                                                          • half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                            2 years

                                                            They had him do that thing where you kneel on top of your shoes.

                                                              • Volkditty@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                2 years

                                                                They Dorf’d him.

                                                            • blackluster117@possumpat.io
                                                              2 years

                                                              Hack the planet!

                                                              • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netEnglish
                                                                2 years

                                                                Hack the planet!!!

                                                                • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                  2 years

                                                                  There’s a spiritual successor to Hackers that I’d like to see, and here’s the way you generate the script for it:

                                                                  It’s a parody of a heist film. It has to be built like a comedy because the protagonists are going to be employees of a penetration testing company who are hired to do a physical security exercise on a big bank or a tech firm or something. There’s no stakes because if they get caught they’re just going to say “Yeah you caught me, here’s my letter, call this manager and we’ll go from there” so it’s got to be kind of farcical. To fill out the details of the script, get Deviant Ollam and Jayson Street together over whiskey and hire a stenographer to take notes.

                                                                    • xthexder@l.sw0.com
                                                                      2 years

                                                                      It can start out a little like Office Space, doing all the standard tricks like walking in the front door with your arms full and in a hurry. And it always works. Until they hit the final boss: an IT security worker who has built an impenetrable fortress inside the company. Then it turns into Mission Impossible.

                                                                        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                          2 years

                                                                          I’m thinking of a story Deviant Ollam told where he was outside in the parking lot doing tricks distracting security while his team wrecked ass inside.

                                                                      • Zier@fedia.io
                                                                        2 years

                                                                        “Its in that place where I put that thing that time.”

                                                                          • FryHyde@lemmy.zip
                                                                            2 years

                                                                            This is the first line I think of whenever anyone mentions this movie.

                                                                              • Zier@fedia.io
                                                                                2 years

                                                                                Agreed!

                                                                            • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
                                                                              2 years

                                                                              i never knew pete davidson played acid burn. til!

                                                                                • EleventhHour@lemmy.world
                                                                                  2 years

                                                                                  lol wow

                                                                                • Kalkaline @leminal.space
                                                                                  2 years

                                                                                  This is a fake picture, I see no furries

                                                                                    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                                      2 years

                                                                                      Makes aeroplane noises and gestures above head

                                                                                        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                          2 years

                                                                                          🛩️

                                                                                          😶‍🌫️

                                                                                      • ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world
                                                                                        2 years

                                                                                        Crowdstrike the planet

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