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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyMubelotix@jlai.lu
2 years

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    • muse@fedia.io
      2 years

      This would unironically work on me

        • candyman337@sh.itjust.works
          2 years

          I mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so

            • muse@fedia.io
              2 years

              Bonus points

                • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
                  2 years

                  We call those “marital aids”

                • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
                  2 years

                  What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

                    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldEnglish
                      2 years

                      Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.

                  • northendtrooper@lemmy.ca
                    2 years

                    At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.

                      • Tyoda@lemm.ee
                        2 years

                        Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.

                          • EpicFailGuy@lemmy.worldEnglish
                            2 years

                            SHUDDERS

                          • Holzkohlen@feddit.de
                            2 years

                            Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

                              • flying_sheep@lemmy.ml
                                2 years

                                [citation needed]

                                  • Klear@lemmy.world
                                    2 years

                                    Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

                                    - Holzkohlen@feddit.de

                                  • turmoil@feddit.orgEnglish
                                    2 years

                                    How dare you

                                    • tacosplease@lemmy.world
                                      2 years

                                      GW BASIC or GTFO

                                    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      2 years

                                      Your loss!

                                    • frezik@midwest.social
                                      2 years

                                      The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.

                                        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                          2 years

                                          You didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.

                                            • aname@lemmy.one
                                              2 years

                                              “But you didn’t tell me the safe word”

                                              “That’s not the safe word either”

                                              • AeonFelis@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                2 years

                                                This is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.

                                          • debounced@kbin.run
                                            2 years

                                            it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again

                                              • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                2 years

                                                If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.

                                                • Wooki@lemmy.world
                                                  2 years

                                                  method exists, but the trait bounds were not satisfied

                                                • lugal@lemmy.ml
                                                  2 years

                                                  Rust and chill

                                                    • herrcaptain@lemmy.ca
                                                      2 years

                                                      Rust and Bust.

                                                    • Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                      2 years

                                                      Am I dumb or what’s up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?

                                                        • widw@ani.social
                                                          2 years

                                                          The image was modified, I think the original said something like “we’re gonna listen to Russian number stations on shortwave radio”

                                                            • Sabata@ani.social
                                                              2 years

                                                              I’m still down.

                                                              • send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                2 years

                                                                Thats so much better 😭

                                                              • rf_@lemmy.world
                                                                2 years

                                                                I think the original text was about ham radio.

                                                                  • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                    2 years

                                                                    And yet it’s still relevant because HAM radio operators are weird like that.

                                                                  • Ephera@lemmy.ml
                                                                    2 years

                                                                    I mean, presumably there’s a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can’t have a language runtime without a filesystem.

                                                                    But yeah, it’s neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.

                                                                    • Areldyb@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                      2 years

                                                                      Check this guy out, doesn’t even have any radio equipment in his IDE

                                                                    • TootSweet@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                      2 years

                                                                      I think that’s just how every Rust developer learns Rust.

                                                                      • JackGreenEarth@lemm.eeEnglish
                                                                        2 years

                                                                        I don’t ‘have’ Netflix either, but I can watch things from it…

                                                                          • bamfic@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                            2 years

                                                                            Plex and chill

                                                                              • HSR🏴‍☠️@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                                2 years

                                                                                Jellyfin and sin

                                                                                  • send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                    2 years

                                                                                    SmartTV and Hennesy

                                                                                      • SeekPie@lemm.ee
                                                                                        2 years

                                                                                        Stremio and cheerio?

                                                                                          • JackGreenEarth@lemm.eeEnglish
                                                                                            2 years

                                                                                            Lookmovie2.to and don’t be blue?

                                                                                        • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
                                                                                          2 years

                                                                                          Jellyfin and fin dis cock down your throat.

                                                                                      • Mubelotix@jlai.lu
                                                                                        2 years

                                                                                        Sudo-flix is here to stay

                                                                                          • FMEEE@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                            2 years

                                                                                            Fr

                                                                                        • THCDenton@lemmy.world
                                                                                          2 years

                                                                                          My shoes were already off.

                                                                                            • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
                                                                                              2 years

                                                                                              ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                                                                                • Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca
                                                                                                  2 years

                                                                                                  LOOK AT MY CROOKED TOES

                                                                                                    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
                                                                                                      2 years

                                                                                                      Oh I’m looking

                                                                                                • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
                                                                                                  2 years

                                                                                                  Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.

                                                                                                  That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.

                                                                                                    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                      2 years

                                                                                                      So it’s like slightly more responsible Python

                                                                                                    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                      2 years

                                                                                                      *Haskell

                                                                                                        • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
                                                                                                          2 years

                                                                                                          But I’m scared of Monad transformers and lenses. Can’t I just use elm? Elm is so perfect, so pure, so very very pure. And so pretty. And so robust. And so instantaneous to compile, and with such helpful error messages. Come to me, haskell programmer, you’ll never want to leave. Never leave… Always elm… Lovely lovely elm…

                                                                                                        • Destide@feddit.ukEnglish
                                                                                                          2 years

                                                                                                          Where’s socks?

                                                                                                            • KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                                              2 years

                                                                                                              Here.

                                                                                                            • YourPrivatHater@ani.social
                                                                                                              2 years

                                                                                                              I don’t have Netflix either but i know a thing or two about the internet…

                                                                                                              • librejoe@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                2 years

                                                                                                                Hey lady don’t threaten me with a good time.

                                                                                                                • bruhduh@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                  2 years

                                                                                                                  FORTRAN

                                                                                                                  • 0x0@programming.dev
                                                                                                                    2 years

                                                                                                                    It’s funny because it’s true.

                                                                                                                    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                      2 years

                                                                                                                      *cracks knuckles

                                                                                                                      My kind of evening…

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