TCP vs UDP

realbadat@programming.dev · 2 years

Well this is going in my “basics of networking” presentation.

msage@programming.dev · 2 years

There is a bigger one, with more networking terms, but I can’t find it right now :|

realbadat@programming.dev · 2 years

If you do find it let me know, I’d love to see it! I really do have about 20 hours of training in networking I give to folks, and since it’s literally 20 hours of information, I like to put in fun stuff.

Like a picture of a facemask I added during COVID with “stay at 127.0.0.1, don’t 255.255.255.255”. Super cheesy but at least it’s a mental distraction from information overload haha

msage@programming.dev · 2 years

I believe it was this one link

realbadat@programming.dev · 2 years

Phenomenal, thank you!

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 2 years

could you share it to us laymen internet strangers?

realbadat@programming.dev · 2 years

Right now it’s got some private info in there, but I’ve been meaning to make it sanitized to share, so I’ll let you know

manicdave@feddit.uk · 2 years

I know a joke about UDP.

I know a joke about TCP too.

Did you get it?

Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 years

I didn’t get the first half, could you send it again?

neidu2@feddit.nl · 2 years

I only tell jokes about UDP. I don’t care if you get it.

camr_on@lemmy.world · 2 years

lemmyng@lemmy.ca · 2 years

So TCP ACK is the backwash?

errer@lemmy.world · 2 years

No gross backwash with UDP, guaranteed!

Dasnap@lemmy.world · 2 years

I love slut protocols.

DarkThoughts@fedia.io · 2 years

Open all ports: Bukkake?

nxdefiant@startrek.website · 2 years

BukakkIP

uhN0id@programming.dev · 2 years

This might be my favorite joke here yet. Best part is it’s not really even a joke.

LordCrom@lemmy.world · 2 years

Surprisingly accurate

nodoze313@lemmynsfw.com · 2 years

UDP cares about the target, it doesn’t care if it gets there, more like broadcast.

mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 years

Maybe i have to disagree a little bit. UDP won’t drop packets intentionally or TCP don’t prevent dropping of packets.

So UDP is like an introvert who ordered pizza and got 4 of 6 peices but kept silent and eat what he got

And TCP is like the extrovert who complained and got the next two peices