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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyDasnap@lemmy.world
2 years

Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

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    there will never be another outage again // featuring Alexis Gay: https://www.instagram.com/yayalexisgay // unlock exclusive deleted scenes: https://www...
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    • a lil bee 🐝@lemmy.world
      2 years

      Krazam completely on point, as usual. Gonna be mouthing “my pipeline is green” to myself even more than usual now.

        • Dasnap@lemmy.world
          2 years

          You were born to deploy Kubernetes clusters.

          • fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works
            2 years

            Little green dots is what it’s all about baby!

          • Pyro@programming.dev
            2 years

            It’s always a good day when Krazam uploads.

            I just wish it was more than twice a year.

            • invertedspear@lemm.ee
              2 years

              He even made the website a real thing https://www.srenity.online/

                • Dasnap@lemmy.world
                  2 years

                  We hope the site is serverless and scalable, but we all know that he’s probably thrown it on a t2.micro without Cloudwatch, just to feel something.

                • treechicken@lemmy.world
                  2 years

                  one box to handle all the frontend requests

                  why is my project’s architecture here lmao

                    • ooterness@lemmy.worldEnglish
                      2 years

                      Krazam has previously documented the Facegoog microservices architecture in some detail.

                      • Dasnap@lemmy.world
                        2 years

                        Because you’re afraid to touch that one EC2 that’s been running for 3 years before you joined. You just ignore that ASCII dove the 3 times you’ve SSH’d onto it.

                      • model_tar_gz@lemmy.world
                        2 years

                        You were born to deploy K8s clusters.

                        OMG my sides. kubectl delete --all --all-namespaces

                        • SHBI7368@sh.itjust.works
                          2 years

                          Let’s Sync up! Circle back!!!

                            • treechicken@lemmy.world
                              2 years

                              I think we gotta take this offline

                                • Chewbaccabra@lemmy.world
                                  2 years

                                  I’ve taken the CEO offline!

                              • fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works
                                2 years

                                He’s right, I was born to deploy k8s clusters! My kids on the other hand will be tracked as virtual nodes on my homelab cluster.

                                • Z3k3@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                  2 years

                                  This is too real especially the family stuff

                                  • aseriesoftubes@lemmy.world
                                    2 years

                                    It’s crazy to me that Amazon just lets Krazam film in their offices (and nearly a decade of employment at Amazon tells me that is 100% an Amazon office). They’re such inflexible, ungenerous bastards.

                                    • onlinepersona@programming.devEnglish
                                      2 years

                                      Promised opensuse support? Should’ve known that was lie. Nobody uses that.

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