I code with fear

Codex@lemmy.world · 2 years

Is this that “waterfall method” I’ve heard so much about?

Artyom@lemm.ee · 2 years

Seems about as helpful as all the other methods Atlassian writes blogposts about.

Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz · 2 years

I have some of experience with the CHAOS (Constantly Having Awful Outcomes and Stress) method. Maybe I should start a blog about it.

DaemonSlayer@literature.cafe · 2 years

Deebster@programming.dev · 2 years

We’re soon going to have to update the old emacs jokes to reference Neovim.

Skye@lemmy.world · 2 years

Then, we’d have to shift the jokes to which editors can run in emacs.

coloredgrayscale@programming.dev · 2 years

With physics, but paused while coding. It only comes crashing down when the code gets executed.

🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net · 2 years

Memory literally leaks out of the computer.

LinearArray@programming.dev · 2 years

Horseeeee

stepanzak@iusearchlinux.fyi · 2 years

I read the username as Fear the Python: the game and was actually excited about a horror game about python.

dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 2 years

This is what I imagine serialisation does to a mono behaviour

Dasnap@lemmy.world · 2 years

Unity Message | 💀

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 2 years

Cant get it up? It happens to us all, there’s nothing to be ashamed of

arymandias@feddit.de · 2 years

It looks like your code could use some BlueChew™️

arymandias@feddit.de · 2 years

To erectile this function

SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world · 2 years

Salvador Dali would like a word

gaterush@lemmy.world · 2 years

When your function literally returns the void

4am@lemm.ee · 2 years

The angle of the dangle