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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyFoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works
3 months

Dumb glasses

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44422759

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    • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
      3 months

      Cybersecurity experts can block malware, what you need is a picture of a goat’s butthole or something technical like that.

        • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
          3 months

          Fuck it, just walk around with goatse on your shirt

            • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
              3 months

              I remember when aimbots in Counter-Strike worked by searching for a specific color pattern that it would lock onto, so it became somewhat common to put those colors at the center of an image to use as a spray and force any cheaters to stare at a wall. Goatse was a common image used for this.

              Glad to see old tricks get new purpose.

          • wheezy@lemmy.mlEnglish
            3 months

            I use to work at some major tech companies. Was let go for working with pro Palestine movements within the company that wanted to divest. Anyway, that’s the context of who I am to the below point.

            Corporate code is dog shit. There are massive security holes in every piece of software. However, most of its security is maintained by “security through obscurity”. It’s just not viable to brute force these vulnerabilities.

            Which is why you constantly get “security updates” to patch in a fix that was found by either (1) someone at the company (2) a white hat hacker that finds the issue and reports it for a fee (3) and actual black hat attack that attempts to exploit the vulnerability for profit of political activism.

            Why am I talking about this? Well, when their is working class solidarity, when the people working for the company or outside of that company realize that their interest are NOT in a wage or a bounty. But when their interest are aligned with defeating an exploitative system, that works for the benefits of capital owning billionaires, (1) and (2) will disappear. And (1) becomes a very important point of activism essentially turning into (3). The entire technology sectors security is built on the idea that individual workers will protect the security of the software systems that exploit and invade our privacy. That their wage is more valuable to them than the decline in society they experience.

            And the ruling class are not at all concerned or even aware of this massive vulnerability to their entire software and hardware infrastructure.

            I’m not saying some revolution will happen this way. Or that the QR code part of the meme is viable. I just know that the systems of surveillance that the state is relying on for control. The “AI” systems they think are the future. They are the hubris that will be a part of their fall. They have no fucking idea how they operate but are placing every bet on them to control an angry working class movement that hasn’t even begun to fight back.

            TLDR: Radicalize the Linux nerds

            Edit: Wrote this not realizing the sub. Would have wrote it with a more tech focused audience in mind if I had. So, forgive the simplifications.

              • Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                3 months

                Yeah I’m starting to see the cracks, and the lack of will or people to fix them will cause them to fail in the end. Just a matter of time at this rate unless they all come to their senses about how this ends, even if they get their way, it won’t be for much longer

              • m_‮f@discuss.onlineEnglish
                3 months

                That sort of exists:

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EICAR_test_file

                X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
                
                  • prettybunnys@piefed.socialEnglish
                    3 months

                    That’s just a test file tho. Its whole purpose is to prove heuristic based scans work.

                    It’s not actually a virus.

                      • Bloefz@lemmy.world
                        3 months

                        No it’s not but the whole point of it is that antivirus packages detect it, and they will kill and quarantine the process handling the data. Its purpose is to trigger an antivirus response for testing purposes.

                        So it can indeed be used as a DoS kinda thing in many cases.

                          • MalReynolds@slrpnk.netEnglish
                            3 months

                            Nice, if android even cares though. Dunno, what’s the state of android AV these days?

                            And iOS I suppose, the glasses aren’t attached to a laptop most likely. And does the app auto-open QR codes? Enquiring minds want to know, because this is a solid idea if it can be made to work.

                              • Bloefz@lemmy.world
                                3 months

                                There’s some AV packages like Lookout that are pretty common in corporate environments.

                                And really any big data collection through apps will make itself to servers eventually if course. You don’t need to open a URL for this to trigger, the eicar code being in memory of a process is enough.

                                Of course you do need to decode the QR. But I’m sure many environments focused on video data collection would device QR codes.

                                  • m_‮f@discuss.onlineEnglish
                                    3 months

                                    Yeah, turns out a lot of companies don’t really think about security, here’s a DEF CON talk where they find stuff that chokes on it:

                                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIcbAMO6sxo

                          • cravl@slrpnk.net
                            3 months

                            Alternatively, send them straight to a site that absolutely gets them put on some watchlist. Not as much instant karma as malware, but situationally more useful in the grand scheme of things. (Some kind of government honeypot perhaps, or just phish n’ dox them.)

                              • nomad@infosec.pub
                                3 months

                                https://ruinmysearchhistory.com/ still a thing?

                              • Zephorah@discuss.online
                                3 months

                                I was shopping for glasses late last year and these were frame options on every site I browsed. They’re out there. Whether or not people are buying is another thing.

                                  • moonshadow@slrpnk.net
                                    3 months

                                    I’ve seen these in the wild exactly once so far, a tour group was shaming one of its members into taking them off. Warmed my heart

                                      • Zephorah@discuss.online
                                        3 months

                                        If it wasn’t meta, and they were less obvious, they’d make great ICE watchers.

                                          • moonshadow@slrpnk.net
                                            3 months

                                            But it is meta, and the tech requires a corruptible centralization of power like that, so they’re great for ICE watching in the exact opposite of the way you’re hoping for

                                      • redknight942@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                        3 months

                                        Begun, the cyberglasses war has.

                                        • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
                                          3 months

                                          Snowcrash that shit.

                                          • BenjiRenji@feddit.org
                                            3 months

                                            So as someone who works exactly on this, the best way is still exploiting the user. The “QR code scanned” notification needs to look like something useful or enticing so the download or link is opened. The glasses would never automatically download and even execute a binary without the user.

                                            Easiest is probably some PDF reader exploit. There I can see a path of auto download and auto execute with only minimal user intervention. If the PDF has a good title you’ll take the user approval hurdle easy.

                                            Or payment apps. Some users have payments almost automated. Accidentally confirming a payment popup in the wrong moment seems like a viable exploit.

                                            • RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works
                                              3 months

                                              Those things genuinely creep me out and make me want to start wearing a mask in public again.

                                                • harmbugler@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                  3 months

                                                  I wore a mask to the hardware store today. My kid wore a mask too and I pointed out the sign on the door that notified us that the store uses cameras and facial recognition. We were the only ones and we felt a bit self conscious, but if that’s what we have to do to retain anonymity/privacy then that’s sadly the world we live in now.

                                                    • titanicx@lemmy.zip
                                                      3 months

                                                      It’ll never work. There are more cameras then you realize and more then you can hide from. Even driving down the freeway you can be photographed and identified from your car.

                                                        • Couldbealeotard@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                          3 months

                                                          And there are algorithms that can ID individuals from their gait

                                                          • harmbugler@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                            3 months

                                                            It’ll sometimes work. We’re just trying to make it harder for them.

                                                      • krigo666@lemmy.world
                                                        3 months

                                                        • ulterno@programming.devEnglish
                                                          3 months

                                                          It is very possible that all store camera apps get an update from Google/Apple etc that bricks the phone or temporarily suspends functionality (also preventing phone locking) on glancing a specific QR code that will be given to all ICE operatives to wear somewhere on their uniform.

                                                          • Fart Armpit@lemmy.world
                                                            3 months

                                                            Hidden? Oh really? The circles where the temples are attached to the frame of the glasses don’t look like ordinary metal fittings… i see this shit pointed at me – i carefully remove them off owner’s face and… politely explain why i did it? Nevermind

                                                              • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                3 months

                                                                I get the sentiment, but please don’t. You’re just going to get yourself an assault charge, and the wearer will only be more emboldened.

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