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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyiqarw@lemmy.world
8 months

Too lazy to code currently

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    • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
      8 months

      Have you considered being born with a trust fund?

        • floofloof@lemmy.ca
          8 months

          It’s really shocking that the poors are too stupid to try this. Clearly the rich are smarter and deserve their riches.

            • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub
              8 months

              The money doom loop:

              The rich are that rich because they are competent. Because they are so competent we better listen to them and give them what they want. They want money, and so we make them richer.

            • onlinepersona@programming.dev
              8 months

              Or just stop being poor. Or win the lottery. Or marry rich. Or just be successful.

              Clearly OP hasn’t worked hard enough.

            • sgibson5150@lemmy.dbzer0.com
              8 months

              Please report back if you come up with anything.

              • rainbowbunny@slrpnk.netEnglish
                8 months

                Landlords be like

                • csm10495@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                  8 months

                  If you buy every single combination of numbers for the lotto, you can’t lose.

                    • vane@lemmy.world
                      8 months

                      If you do it twice you have 200% chance to win

                    • medem@lemmy.wtf
                      8 months

                      I’m very proud of you, for that simply means that you don’t want to become a modern slave, and therefore, that your brain still works.

                      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
                        8 months

                        Even selling feet pics isn’t easy

                          • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
                            8 months

                            You gotta market yourself like 4 hours a day at least.

                            It’s hard being in the feet finder trenches

                          • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
                            8 months

                            There’s always fraud…

                              • cRazi_man@europe.pub
                                8 months

                                The secret ingredient…is crime.

                                  • psud@aussie.zoneEnglish
                                    8 months

                                    That sounds like work

                                • PriorityMotif@lemmy.world
                                  8 months

                                  !flipping@lemmy.world

                                  • b0ber@lemmy.world
                                    8 months

                                    Just one more app and that’s it trust me bro

                                    • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      8 months

                                      I could make a living just buying and reselling junk, plus picking stuff off the road. Just don’t have the discipline to hit it like a real job.

                                      • GingaNinga@lemmy.world
                                        8 months

                                        wallstreet bets whispers in greek…

                                        • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                          8 months

                                          Pick an idea and roll with it, most of them won’t work, but the only way to find out what will is experience since nobody is going to tell you the truth about money making methods.

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