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Programmer Humor@programming.devbynot_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone
11 months

ls homework/

lemmy.blahaj.zone English

https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
      11 months

      Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

        • miguel@fedia.io
          11 months

          I see you’ve heard of onedrive :D

            • CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world
              11 months

              It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

                • miguel@fedia.io
                  11 months

                  So convienent

              • Bandar Baru@lemmy.mlEnglish
                11 months

                pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

                  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
                    11 months

                    You’re on the list now!

                      • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldEnglish
                        11 months

                        Definetly Santa’s nice list…

                          • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
                            11 months

                            2025 Santa doesn’t even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

                              • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
                                11 months

                                But of course they’ve redefined what “good” means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you’re on the naughty list.

                                  • ulterno@programming.devEnglish
                                    11 months

                                    Unless said tolerance and empathy is directed towards PR propoganda.

                        • pentastarm@piefed.caEnglish
                          11 months

                          This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is… Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

                            • rovingnothing29@lemmy.world
                              11 months

                              I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

                                • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
                                  11 months

                                  Please don’t do this.

                                  Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

                                    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
                                      11 months

                                      And then they just dropped that entire plotline

                                        • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
                                          11 months

                                          they mentioned it once or twice…

                                          • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                            11 months

                                            They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

                                              • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
                                                11 months

                                                Q fixed it for his favorite pet

                                                • nekbardrun@lemmy.world
                                                  11 months

                                                  Sadly there won’t be a 4t season…

                                                  On the bright side, there will be the release of Four Body Problem instead!!!

                                              • lemmyknow@lemmy.today
                                                11 months

                                                But I wanna skip to World 3!!!

                                                  • kautau@lemmy.world
                                                    11 months

                                                      • nekbardrun@lemmy.world
                                                        11 months

                                                        Can it at least be Warzone 2100 flavored ?

                                                        I wanna be a Combat engineer cyborg who repair walls by using blue lasers!

                                                        https://betaguide.wz2100.net/cyborgs.html (The images are small, but it is the best I can fetch from internet)

                                                      • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
                                                        11 months

                                                        You would destroy this woman’s home world just to get to World 3 faster?

                                                          • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                            11 months

                                                            Star Trek Author: “I’ve invented a new alien race. How do we want to visualize it?”

                                                            Man who can see only foreheads: “I’ve got you, fam”

                                                    • BremboTheFourth@piefed.caEnglish
                                                      11 months

                                                      It’s something to do with how Piefed interacts with Voyager. Never seen it on my Lemmy account or on the browser version of Piefed. boy do I love being immediately proven wrong, this post is currently at -1 both in Voyager and on browser https://piefed.ca/post/114465

                                                      Does it still say -1 for you? For me it’s a positive 1

                                                        • pentastarm@piefed.caEnglish
                                                          11 months

                                                          Ah, it does indeed now have a positive 1 in the downvote. You’d think the implementation of ActivityPub would have that be consistent.

                                                            • pentastarm@piefed.caEnglish
                                                              11 months

                                                              Oh, but Piefed support on Voyager is still in beta. Kinda forgot.

                                                              • BremboTheFourth@piefed.caEnglish
                                                                11 months

                                                                It seems like it works most of the time so I don’t know why it would be inconsistent. I’ve also never seen it go bigger than -1

                                                            • HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                              11 months

                                                              lol neat!

                                                            • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                              11 months

                                                              Submitting my selfie like…

                                                                • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                  11 months

                                                                  A capture of an ASCII art of an edited drawing from a photo taken more than a decade ago… If it’s intentionally part of the message… Damn I get philosophical about it…

                                                                    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                      11 months

                                                                      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

                                                                        • nekbardrun@lemmy.world
                                                                          11 months

                                                                          Wait… That is my face ID!

                                                                          Jim, Identity Theft is not a joke!

                                                                    • hddsx@lemmy.ca
                                                                      11 months

                                                                      sudo ls

                                                                      …?

                                                                        • LolaCat@lemmy.ca
                                                                          11 months
                                                                          hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
                                                                          
                                                                            • coherent_domain@infosec.pubEnglish
                                                                              11 months

                                                                              TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

                                                                                • LostXOR@fedia.io
                                                                                  11 months

                                                                                  deleted by creator

                                                                                    • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                      11 months

                                                                                      Yeah, he’s also been working on misinformation campaigns to try to hide that fact. Be really careful who you accept presents from this Christmas. Person with long beard sitting atop their throne of cables and holding a huge power bar like a staff. Likely in an old server room. Captioned: "this is who all your failed sudos get reported to"

                                                                                    • All Ice In Chains@lemmy.ml
                                                                                      11 months

                                                                                      You gawt a loicense faw that foil there guv’na?

                                                                                    • kubica@fedia.io
                                                                                      11 months

                                                                                      This indecent will be reported.

                                                                                      • hddsx@lemmy.ca
                                                                                        11 months

                                                                                        Time for ‘init=/bin/bash’….

                                                                                      • Zachariah@lemmy.world
                                                                                        11 months

                                                                                        $ sudo make me a sandwich

                                                                                          • hddsx@lemmy.ca
                                                                                            11 months

                                                                                            -bash: sudo: command not found

                                                                                            • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                              11 months

                                                                                              $ whoami

                                                                                              a_sandwich

                                                                                            • 2910000@lemmy.world
                                                                                              11 months

                                                                                              sudoers getting renamed to grownups

                                                                                            • tisktisk@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                              11 months

                                                                                              As someone who hasn’t apple’d in over a decade, I thought this was real

                                                                                                • I'm Hiding 🇦🇺@aussie.zone
                                                                                                  11 months

                                                                                                  As someone who has only linux’d in over a decade, I didn’t even realise this wasn’t Linux until I read your comment.

                                                                                                  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
                                                                                                    11 months

                                                                                                    Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I’m a “computer person”) and I’m usually at a loss.

                                                                                                      • tisktisk@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                                        11 months

                                                                                                        Are you me?

                                                                                                      • xia@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                                                                                                        11 months

                                                                                                        IIRC, it opens a gui modal asking if you want to give the terminal permission to read the folder. Not quite the same, but still weird and jarring.

                                                                                                          • tisktisk@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                                            11 months

                                                                                                            uwotm8?

                                                                                                        • Björn@swg-empire.de
                                                                                                          11 months

                                                                                                          Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

                                                                                                            • Regna@lemmy.world
                                                                                                              11 months

                                                                                                              And you didn’t have a search engine at your disposal then. I had to get hold of the purity test from Usenet to understand some of the stuff in LSL.

                                                                                                              • Hasherm0n@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                11 months

                                                                                                                My friends Dad had this game back when I was a youngster. For the longest time we thought the trivia was the game.

                                                                                                                • ByteOnBikes@discuss.online
                                                                                                                  11 months

                                                                                                                  I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

                                                                                                                  • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
                                                                                                                  • What was this actor’s favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
                                                                                                                  • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
                                                                                                                    • Björn@swg-empire.de
                                                                                                                      11 months

                                                                                                                      Sounds like what I remember from Larry.

                                                                                                                  • ‮redirtSdeR@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                    11 months

                                                                                                                    Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you’ve had it for less than 18 years

                                                                                                                      • Camelbeard@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                        11 months

                                                                                                                        My Google account is older than 18 years, yet they still want me to verify my age for some youtube videos.

                                                                                                                      • rbn@sopuli.xyz
                                                                                                                        11 months

                                                                                                                        I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

                                                                                                                        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

                                                                                                                          • rumba@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                                                                                            11 months

                                                                                                                            alias sex “updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep”

                                                                                                                              • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafeEnglish
                                                                                                                                11 months

                                                                                                                                you dare assume my package manager.

                                                                                                                                alias stroke="rm"
                                                                                                                                for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                  • rumba@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                                                                                                    11 months

                                                                                                                                    I don’t assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. ;)

                                                                                                                                  • xthexder@l.sw0.com
                                                                                                                                    11 months

                                                                                                                                    technologic-

                                                                                                                                  • Die Mart Die@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                    11 months

                                                                                                                                    finger

                                                                                                                                      • Machinist@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                        11 months

                                                                                                                                        fsck

                                                                                                                                          • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafeEnglish
                                                                                                                                            11 months

                                                                                                                                            mommy

                                                                                                                                      • goatinspace@feddit.org
                                                                                                                                        11 months

                                                                                                                                        Cancel
                                                                                                                                        eza porn

                                                                                                                                        • vane@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                          11 months

                                                                                                                                          curl

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