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Programmer Humor@programming.devbykiri@ani.social
11 months

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    • henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish
      11 months

      New! Improved DEFAULT flavor!

      Contains X% juice.

        • rem26_art@fedia.io
          11 months

          Ingredients: NULL Best By: 01/01/1970

          • squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de
            11 months

            Now in stores, for only undefined

              • scutiger@lemmy.world
                11 months

                Sale! Only NaN!

            • TomMasz@piefed.socialEnglish
              11 months

              Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

                • jol@discuss.tchncs.de
                  11 months

                  And sugar, of course.

                • a14o@feddit.org
                  11 months
                  1. I’d try it
                  2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
                    • noli@lemmy.zip
                      11 months

                      Maybe the print capitalizes the first letter by default in case someone put in a fruit uncapitalized

                    • atomicorange@lemmy.world
                      11 months

                      Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

                      Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

                        • Fifrok@discuss.tchncs.de
                          11 months

                          White grape? Here that’s apple juice. And not only for ‘juice 100%’ but also instead of sugar (to get around sugar-in-drinks taxes).

                          It’s in almost bloody everything. Last week I bought pre made tea, I get home and it’s fucking 20% apple juice and like 0.1% green tea extract, guess what it tasted like. fucking. apple. juice.

                          Fuck your putrid shit ass apples, you greedy bastards. hope you crash your car into an apple orchard if you like them so much.

                          • Angry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.world
                            11 months

                            The sad reality of capitalistic corner cutting

                            It’s a little work but you can juice your own guava

                            • PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world
                              11 months

                              grape, pear, and apple blended together so no single distinct flavor can be discerned

                            • hddsx@lemmy.ca
                              11 months

                              Where is the default fruit picture

                                • death_to_carrots@feddit.org
                                  11 months

                                  The default fruit picture is a 1x1 px sizes transparent placeholder PNG. Can be used for tracking as well.

                                  • henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish
                                    11 months

                                    I got you.

                                      • tfm@europe.pub
                                        11 months

                                        Wouldn’t that be fruit missing?

                                          • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                            11 months

                                            Better?

                                            Edit: It is advised to temporarily turn off dark mode

                                        • a14o@feddit.org
                                          11 months

                                          It’s actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

                                            • Bob Robertson IX @discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                                              11 months

                                              Moo(u) juice!

                                          • JATth@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                            11 months

                                            Can I have some default juice? I think I glitched the matrix (again) today.

                                            • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                              11 months

                                              Why is it more expensive?

                                                • normalexit@lemmy.world
                                                  11 months

                                                  It’s the default for a reason.

                                                • thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                  11 months

                                                  Love me some default_juice

                                                    • Scroll Responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                      11 months

                                                      Give me more of that default_juice

                                                      • Angry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.world
                                                        11 months

                                                        It’s largely acceptable!

                                                        • SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works
                                                          11 months

                                                          Supply and demand. How many default fruits have you seen? They’re rare.

                                                        • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                          11 months

                                                          Even the default language is in anglo-saxoid

                                                          • jenesaisquoi@feddit.orgEnglish
                                                            11 months

                                                            The shelf label below says мультифруктовый which means multi-fruit.

                                                            • arschflugkoerper@feddit.org
                                                              11 months

                                                              I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

                                                                • Allero@lemmy.today
                                                                  11 months

                                                                  Apple, actually. It’s a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

                                                                    • ulterno@programming.devEnglish
                                                                      11 months

                                                                      Papaya over here. Apples would be too expensive.

                                                                  • Metahodos@ani.social
                                                                    11 months

                                                                    Looked it up — for anyone curious, it’s a mix of orange, pineapple, apple, peach, kiwi and passion fruit.

                                                                      • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                        11 months

                                                                        So multivitamin juice?
                                                                        Seems pretty much like a default_juice.

                                                                        Though the joke is a bit niche for a general audience

                                                                      • maxwells_daemon@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                        11 months

                                                                        Obviously the only static bitmap would be the word that has an accent…

                                                                        • paulbg@programming.dev
                                                                          11 months

                                                                          the whole dev team was sent to gulag after this

                                                                            • kiri@ani.social
                                                                              11 months

                                                                            • some pirate@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                              11 months

                                                                              When the government gives you a free meal

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