1135⁰c for two hours and seared in the microwaveWren@lemmy.todayEnglish · lemmy.today · 14 hours0 Comments
1I've never met or heard of a single shits-with-door-open family that isn't utterly awful in several completely unrelated ways.Wren@lemmy.todayEnglish · lemmy.today · 2 days0 Comments
1My favorite bedroom roleplay was Steve Irwin x a crocodileWren@lemmy.todayEnglish · lemmy.today · 3 days0 Comments
1I don't even want the egg anymore I just want to go back to the way my life was before this happenedWren@lemmy.todayEnglish · lemmy.today · 3 days0 Comments
1I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great whiteWren@lemmy.todayEnglish · lemmy.today · 4 days0 Comments
1"Somewhere out there, there's a Gen X pelican listening to britpop"Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 days0 Comments
1There's a secret fish fuck facility for the rarest fish everWren@lemmy.todayEnglish · · 5 days0 Comments
1Like I can just unsubscribe from the economy and become a decorative gargoyleWren@lemmy.todayEnglish · lemmy.today · 5 days0 Comments
1"Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgenderWren@lemmy.todayEnglish · lemmy.today · 6 days0 Comments
1A truly righteous man should rail his homeboysWren@lemmy.todayEnglish · lemmy.today · 8 days0 Comments