Sorry, not sorry.

🃏Joker@sh.itjust.works · 2 years

Source.

Diplomjodler@lemmy.world · 2 years

Aren’t Java and JavaScript the same anyway?

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 2 years

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 2 years

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 2 years

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 2 years

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

Im_old@lemmy.world · 2 years

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 2 years

I’m sure he’ll clean the rug.

blibla@slrpnk.net · 2 years

that’s clever!

drcobaltjedi@programming.dev · 2 years

I once told my boss that when I advertised as being a java dev when he was wondering why I was having a hard time with JS. He still didn’t get it and thought one was a subset of the other. I had to explain to him that you don’t drive your carpet to work, they are infact different and only share some letters in common.

MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 2 years

Yeah. And Vim and VSCode are one product, as well, if configured correctly.

And why is the Ubuntu logo even on here?!

I joke!

I’m joking. I’m a fully indoctrinated member of the cult of Debian. I’m actually one of the eleven people who care that there are differences between Debian an Ubuntu. And I have a shirt that expresses how much I hate Snaps.

Diplomjodler@lemmy.world · 2 years

But I bet you don’t have a shirt that condemns systemd, you casual!

MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 2 years

Lol. That’s true. I couldn’t find one in my size.

PlexSheep@infosec.pub · 2 years

Systems just works. I like it

babybus@sh.itjust.works · 2 years

No. JavaScript doesn’t have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.

kameecoding@lemmy.world · 2 years

Kotlin is much closer to Typescript than Java.

But typescript is not real OO, it’s a meta language trying to make javascript useable, so basically typescript isn’t like anything.

ma1w4re@lemm.ee · 2 years

I’d say C# and Java are the same 🥶🥶🙏🙏

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 2 years

I didn’t get the joke until I read this and took another look.

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 2 years

If you want the vectors for stickers https://lemmy.ca/comment/503168

Gsus4@mander.xyz · 2 years

I need to make some stickers out of these…to make new friends :D

PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 years

what is the rust one again. It looks so familiar but eludes me

edit: it’s nodejs

silasmariner@programming.dev · 2 years

Hey, there are two rust ones, check yerself. But the Gopher logo is pretty well known around these parts

PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 years

I’m something of a gopher myself you know

OpenStars@piefed.social · 2 years

Scoopta@programming.dev · 2 years

What is the ruby on rails supposed to be?..looks like ruby on rails with off colors to me, I can’t place that logo. The rest of these are truly cursed tho

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 2 years

Wordpress I think.

Scoopta@programming.dev · 2 years

Huh, weird. The rest of these are pretty closely related technologies but I’m not sure I’d consider a web framework and a pre boxed website builder all that similar

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 2 years

I think they were just going for cursed-ness

MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 2 years

Lol. I missed that. That’s hilarious.

The Ruby community has been, at times, frustrated by people thinking that Ruby is only possible to use for making websites, due to Rails past dominance as a web library.

And the technology most ubiquitous to creating a quick website is, of course, WordPress.

🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net · 2 years

What’s with the beaver crab?

Zyratoxx@lemm.ee · 2 years

They put the Gopher (GoLang) face on Ferris the Crab (Rust)

ma1w4re@lemm.ee · 2 years

Gorust Lang

Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 years

Rusty goo.

passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world · 2 years

This is IT

krippix@feddit.org · 2 years

Mix between Go and Rust mascots

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 2 years

I have these stickers lol