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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyalphacyberranger@lemmy.world
3 years

Needs consent

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    • Ediacarium@feddit.de
      3 years

      sudo apt-get install consent

        • Norgur@kbin.social
          3 years

          User not in sudoers list. This incident will be reported

            • aeternum@kbin.social
              3 years

              to whom?? TO WHOM!?

                • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee
                  3 years

                  The answer is: Santa

                    • Crakila@kbin.social
                      3 years

                      Relevant XKCD

                      • Norgur@kbin.social
                        3 years

                        And he is not pleased.

                      • Ediacarium@feddit.de
                        3 years

                        to him

                      • Untitled_Pribor@kbin.social
                        3 years
                        su
                        apt install consent
                        exit
                        touch women
                        
                        
                          • Norgur@kbin.social
                            3 years
                            su  
                            
                            Enter password:
                            
                            
                              • Deceptichum@kbin.social
                                3 years

                                hunter2

                                  • aeternum@kbin.social
                                    3 years

                                    i can’t read that. it just appears as stars to me. what’s it say?

                                      • Norgur@kbin.social
                                        3 years

                                        Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.

                                      • snooggums@kbin.social
                                        3 years

                                        All I see is *******

                                • oo1@kbin.social
                                  3 years

                                  -y

                                  • Trones@ythreektech.com
                                    3 years

                                    Reading package lists… Done

                                    Building dependency tree… Done

                                    E: Unable to locate package conset

                                    • MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
                                      3 years

                                      The superior version of UAC?

                                      “Do you want $USER to touch you?” Do you want $USER to cat you?" " Do you…"

                                    • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                      3 years

                                      sudo touch women

                                      Good morning, Mr. Senator

                                        • MattTheProgrammer@kbin.social
                                          3 years

                                          Stop. Danny Masterson was not a senator :P

                                        • Rin@lemm.ee
                                          3 years

                                          go home, then touch women

                                            • hikarulsi@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                              3 years

                                              cd ~; touch woman

                                              Can’t touch woman anywhere

                                            • TheWoozy@lemmy.world
                                              3 years

                                              This is why mandatory access control is so important.

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