I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

bisby@lemmy.world · 2 years

Apparently it works retroactively and now you are on Windows.

key@lemmy.keychat.org · 2 years

Oh man, that would be a hell of an easter egg if it cleared your terminal and pretended to be a dos prompt

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 years

“ruin dev” is redundant; that’s the default behavior.

RichardoC@lemmy.world · 2 years

Nothing, it’s already ruined(!)

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 years

dev.ruin()!

SyntaxError: Unexpected ! operator

No, it’s an order!

Understood

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 years

Npm ruined dev long before you tried this.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk · 2 years

Your code will be minified and your git history deleted

BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world · 2 years

You’ll be forced to use only Windows forever.

Godort@lemm.ee · 2 years

believe it or not, jail.

MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 2 years

We have the best deployment pipeline in the world, because of jail.

katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years

i think the dev is already ruined having to use npm

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 2 years

Security people will say so.

xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 2 years

It’s an alias to start the upgrade to Windows 11… you thought you were being careful all those months dodging the Windows 11 upgrade button but you’ve done it now! Get ready for an objectively worse OS!

30p87@feddit.de · 2 years

Considering “being ruined” is a state, and not a scale, the dev is already ruined, because it’s not Linux.

THCDenton@lemmy.world · 2 years

You forgot to run npm edge dev first

Klear@lemmy.world · 2 years

Klanky@sopuli.xyz · 2 years

Did you get four hundred thousand viruses?

Psythik@lemmy.world · 2 years

Computer over?
Virus = very yes?

That’s not a good prize!

I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world · 2 years

Hi Strong Bad

SourceHuman@lemmy.world · 2 years

Source: Homestar Runner - Strong Bad Email #50 - 50 Emails
https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/50-50-emails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rrZ-sA4FQc

polonius-rex@kbin.run · 2 years

deploys your code to your dev environment

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 2 years

NPM ruin dev is a new advanced feature that endorses opinionated “extreme programming” techniques. First it gets to work rebuilding node_modules, but with all the least compatible module versions in order to accelerate testing. It also minifies your .js code in place, to save you some CPU cycles later. Lastly, it squashes your entire git history on all branches, to save space.

lad@programming.dev · 2 years

It also tries to do rm -rf / to save more space, but in this case it’s a futile attempt

un_aristocrate@jlai.lu · 2 years

You may have to switch to a proper operating system to redeem yourself.

squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 years

npm will ruin the dev now. It happened to me 11 months ago