kuuhana
  • Communities
  • Multi-communities
  • Support Lemmy
  • Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Programmer Humor@programming.devbyGollum@feddit.de
2 years

Tattoo Idea

feddit.de
47
    You must log in or register to comment.

    • FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world
      2 years

      Let this be a warning, kids. Tats like this are a gateway. Don’t think that he can hide behind a mask forever. Don’t follow his route.

        • fluxion@lemmy.world
          English
          2 years

          Just cuz you’re all NAT’d up doesn’t mean you’ll be left alone.

          • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
            2 years

            Switch back before it’s too late.

            • MagicShel@programming.dev
              2 years

              I don’t mean to put him in a category, but he is clearly from a hub of scum and villainy.

            • AdmiralShat@programming.devEnglish
              2 years

              “I have the IP address of the man who ruined my life forever on my hands”

                • Dnn@lemmy.world
                  2 years

                  127.0.0.1 then?

                    • Grey Cat@lemmy.worldEnglish
                      2 years

                      That’s his loopback address, his local IP can be 192.168.0.1/24

                    • Pulptastic@midwest.socialEnglish
                      2 years

                      Don’t believe his lies

                    • Artyom@lemm.ee
                      2 years

                      Dude! How did you find out my IP address?!? Delet this post now or I will call thr police! I don’t want my identiti stolen!

                      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                        2 years

                        Oh no! He’s got my IP 😱

                        • ryannathans@aussie.zone
                          2 years

                          Now do ipv6

                            • JustUseMint@lemmy.world
                              2 years

                              I don’t have enough fingers

                                • FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world
                                  2 years

                                  You gotta use colons. Then it’s pretty easy.

                                    • ryannathans@aussie.zone
                                      2 years

                                      Good luck finding a tattoo artist that will do your colon

                                • Yer Ma@lemm.ee
                                  2 years

                                  Class C warfare

                                  • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                    2 years

                                    If it were the right hand you could’ve done /24 on the thumb

                                    • Scoopta@programming.dev
                                      2 years

                                      This is gross. Needs IPv6

                                        • QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world
                                          2 years

                                          IPv8 tattoo

                                        • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
                                          2 years

                                          Now do '0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0001" across both knuckles like the classic “LOVE HATE” tat.

                                            • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                              2 years

                                              Or just a big

                                              ::1
                                              

                                              on your hand

                                                • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
                                                  2 years

                                                  On your chest. Much more macho.

                                                    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                      2 years

                                                      Get it as a throat tattoo or get out

                                                        • TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                          2 years

                                                          Get a null tattoo on your forehead if you are really about that life.

                                                    • nxdefiant@startrek.website
                                                      2 years

                                                      DEAD BEEF

                                                    • IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz
                                                      2 years

                                                      127.0.0.1 / 255.0.0.0

                                                        • camr_on@lemmy.world
                                                          2 years

                                                          Why the fuck did I click this

                                                            • lud@lemm.ee
                                                              2 years

                                                              Yes, 127.0.0.1 is famous for the distribution of malware. Don’t ever go to https://127.0.0.1

                                                                • N0tTheBees@sh.itjust.works
                                                                  2 years

                                                                  Can confirm I personally know the guy that hosts 127.0.0.1, total asshole.

                                                                  • lseif@sopuli.xyz
                                                                    2 years

                                                                    you have tls on your local network?

                                                                      • lud@lemm.ee
                                                                        2 years

                                                                        Local? 127.0.0.1 is a malware distribution IP. Of course they use TLS.

                                                                          • lseif@sopuli.xyz
                                                                            2 years

                                                                            malware? yet its a secure connection. suspicious…

                                                                  • JackGreenEarth@lemm.eeEnglish
                                                                    2 years

                                                                    Honestly, before IP, my first thought was a concentration camp.

                                                                      • Gollum@feddit.de
                                                                        2 years

                                                                        🪦

                                                                        • Astongt615@lemmy.one
                                                                          2 years

                                                                          Definitely Dewey Decimal System

                                                                        • zinderic@programming.dev
                                                                          2 years

                                                                          No place like 127.0.0.1.

                                                                            • roddy@lemmy.world
                                                                              2 years

                                                                              ::1

                                                                            • xradeon@lemmy.one
                                                                              2 years

                                                                              “I’ll show you a gateway to heaven!” punch

                                                                              • Opisek@lemmy.world
                                                                                2 years

                                                                                I’m a 10.0.0.0 255.0.0.0 enjoyer myself.

                                                                                • RAM@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                  2 years

                                                                                  I already have a couple hand tattoos, but I definitely need this or some other dev related tattoo ^^

                                                                                    • Muffi@programming.dev
                                                                                      2 years

                                                                                      I also sport a couple of hand tattoos. Only 3 are dev related though.

                                                                                        • RAM@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                          2 years

                                                                                          What are the dev related ones ? :))

                                                                                        • Gollum@feddit.de
                                                                                          2 years

                                                                                          I request a proof.

                                                                                            • RAM@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                              2 years

                                                                                              I try to keep this profile somewhat anonymous, so no proof for now (:

                                                                                          Programmer Humor@programming.dev

                                                                                          programmer_humor@programming.dev

                                                                                          Subscribe from remote instance

                                                                                          Create post

                                                                                          Report community

                                                                                          Modlog
                                                                                          You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmer_humor@programming.dev

                                                                                          Welcome to Programmer Humor!

                                                                                          This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

                                                                                          For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

                                                                                          Rules

                                                                                          • Keep content in english
                                                                                          • No advertisements
                                                                                          • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
                                                                                          Visibility: Public

                                                                                          This community is visible to everyone.

                                                                                          • 178 users / Day
                                                                                          • 205 users / Week
                                                                                          • 212 users / Month
                                                                                          • 14.5K users / 6 months
                                                                                          • 2.33K posts
                                                                                          • 89.8K comments
                                                                                          • 2 local subscribers
                                                                                          • 31.9K subscribers
                                                                                          • UI: 1.0.0-beta.0
                                                                                          • BE: 1.0.0-alpha.20
                                                                                          • Modlog
                                                                                          • Instances
                                                                                          • Docs
                                                                                          • Code
                                                                                          • join-lemmy.org