Shiiieeettt....

xav@programming.dev · 2 years

Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was “done”. Including the poor schmuck who authored this.

fluxion@lemmy.world · 2 years

// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this

if IsCEO() {

openGoldenParachute()

}

spongebue@lemmy.world · 2 years

If that’s the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I’d probably have fired them a long time ago!

Toes♀@ani.social · 2 years

But because everyone is working off a 6TB Nas shared over the LAN at the office. No one really knows who changed the code. So we decided to fire 51% of the team figuring we got em.

TherouxSonfeir@lemm.ee · 2 years

Glad I’m not the only one working on the server

treechicken@lemmy.world · 2 years

Obviously if team was doing agile with CI/CD to promote frequent deployments and testing they would’ve never encountered this mess /s

I Cast Fist@programming.dev · 2 years

At least our programmer had the decency to comment that bit as being disabled for debugging :D

recursive_recursion [they/them]@programming.dev · 2 years

“eh we’ll fix it in post”

post:

mox@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 years

What language is that?

treechicken@lemmy.world · 2 years

Guessing Go? (since no parens on the if statement)

Zangoose@lemmy.one · 2 years

Could also be rust (no parens on ifs there either), kind of hard to tell with just an if statement and some function calls

paperplane@lemmy.world · 2 years

or Swift, Rust has semicolons while Swift doesn’t

Zangoose@lemmy.one · 2 years

Oh true I didn’t realize the semicolons were missing (that’s what the compiler errors are for)

Psychodelic@lemmy.world · 2 years

I’m gonna pretend there was a windows update at that specific time so it makes a bit more sense to me

lol. That was good

van2z@lemmy.world · 2 years

Source?

Edit - found - https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1ayuh4b/comment/krx0p8h/

Venator@lemmy.nz · 2 years

https://old.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1ayuh4b/todocommentsanalyzerisrequired/krx0p8h/

FTFY