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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyZeroCool@slrpnk.net
2 years

Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

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    • WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zipEnglish
      2 years

      There’s always a relevant xkcd:

      (actually quite a few in this case…)

      • jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
        2 years

        “I am totally unappreciated in my time. You can run this whole park from this room with minimal staff for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network eight connection machines and debug 2 million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Because if he can I’d like to see him try.”

        Plausibility Level: 5/10 Gibsons. Classic overweight, underappreciated IT guy…who runs and is secretly stealing from an island full of deadly reanimated dinosaurs.

        https://sdtimes.com/coders/how-realistic-are-these-21-coders-from-movies-and-tv-shows/

        • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.oneEnglish
          2 years

          Linux is a slippery slope to Dilophosaurs consumption. Fun fact: the slippery slope has a cameo in the movie!

            • Malgas@beehaw.orgEnglish
              2 years

              Excuse me, but clearly it’s UNIX that leads to Dilophosaur consumption. We know this.

                • AVincentInSpace@pawb.socialEnglish
                  2 years

                  40% of BSD installs lead to shark attacks.

              • half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world
                2 years

                This is aunix system I know this

                  • Deceptichum@kbin.social
                    2 years

                    https://fsv.sourceforge.net/

                    If you’re like me and always wanted to view your files in a weird 3D way after watching the movie.

                      • Yer Ma@lemm.ee
                        2 years

                        Thank you, that was a nice bunch of memberberries

                        • bloubz@lemmygrad.ml
                          2 years

                          Can this run on macOS?

                        • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
                          2 years

                          UNIX-like system.

                            • mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org
                              2 years

                              I thought it was irix running that silly 3D file system viewer. So it was a registered Unix compliant system.

                          • FunkyMonk@kbin.social
                            2 years

                            And being eaten by a motherfucking velociraptor in a mfin electric substation, coders are weak to dino sadly.

                              • AmidFuror@kbin.chat
                                2 years

                                Oh, Mr. Arnold.

                              • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                2 years

                                (geting eaten by dinosaur) At least i dont half to code javascript anymore!!!

                                • marcos@lemmy.world
                                  2 years

                                  It’s true. The odds increase several times.

                                  • jaybone@lemmy.world
                                    2 years

                                    I just chain smoke on my 286

                                    • Agent641@lemmy.world
                                      2 years

                                      Its illegal to reboot a server without first saying quietly “Hold on to your butts!”

                                      • const_void@lemmy.ml
                                        2 years

                                        Increases your risk of becoming a fat arse too

                                        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netEnglish
                                          2 years

                                          Look, just because you know how to code doesn’t mean you have to steal dinosaur DNA for the CIA. That part is totally optional.

                                          You could choose to instead hack an oil company to implant a worm that siphons off all the extra money rounded off by bank transactions and disguise it with a virus that makes oil tankers capsize.

                                            • ZeroCool@slrpnk.netEnglish
                                              2 years

                                              Hack the planet!

                                            • jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
                                              2 years

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