What happened?
You put all your eggs in one basket then let someone else carry it, that’s what happened.
- Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.caEnglish7 months
Yeah, why didn’t I provision multiple backbones to my NOC? So shortsighted!
- UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish7 months
You: I consent
Host: I consent
Cloudflare: Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
- mcmodknower@programming.devEnglish7 months
https://downdetector.com/ still works even when cloudflare is down.
31ank@ani.socialEnglish
7 monthsDidnt work for me yesterday since they use captcha challenges from cloudflare :|
- 7 months
First i thought my internet connection has a problem,
after i thought i got a virus or my device is malfunctioning,
then i thought that my city has a problem, because of an image such as yours,
in the end i understood that the whole damn planet has the same problem.
- blave@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community7 months
Madrid!?
Sorry, honey, but if you want Internet-downtime sex, you have to at least be on the same continent as me
Still, though, send me a pic
- blave@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community7 months
And unless I hit some unknown cache of gay guys from Madrid, then no… It’s definitely not irony
- blave@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community7 months
I’m interested in hearing what you think is the “wrong text box”
- 7 months
It reads like an intimate private message to someone. Maybe you meant to type it into a chat box of some sort. tf do I know. Just looking out in case you wanted to delete it.
- blave@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community7 months
Maybe you’re just too stupid to get a joke
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m not responsible for you being an idiot with no sense of humor.
Go on, and keep complaining about some random comment on the Internet, I’ll be sure to keep telling you how absolutely fucking stupid you are for even bothering
ツ
- 7 months
Do you have some anger management issues? Dude, that kind of behavior is just not right, and no it’s not funny, and no, you are responsible for your behavior.
- 7 months
They definitely must have some sort of mental instability. Let’s not agitate them further. 😵💫
- blave@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community7 months
I’m very much enjoying your lack of self-control. It’s very entertaining.
- 7 months
Oh no, I got the joke. Guess you should look in the mirror about not understanding jokes.
And yes, your joke was about as unfunny as mine was.
(Please don’t tell me to unalive myself! 😭)
- blave@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community7 months
I can hear you pissing your pants from here. It was a joke, get over yourself, lol.
I do appreciate that you actually went to the trouble to prove that you have brain damage though



