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Programmer Humor@programming.devbymasimatutu@nerdica.net
3 years

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    • GBU_28@lemm.eeEnglish
      3 years

      No closing semicolon, anyone got any extras to throw on this thing?

        • epyon22@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          3 years

          ; found this in the back for you should still work though

            • db2@sopuli.xyz
              3 years

              Can confirm.

            • Moops@lemmy.worldEnglish
              3 years

              At the very least I’d try to clean up that fuzzy condition on behavior to anticipate any bad or inconsistent data entry.

              WHERE UPPER(TRIM(behavior)) = ‘NICE’

              Depending on the possible values in behavior, adding a wildcard or two might be useful but would need to know more about that field to be certain. Personally I’d rather see if there was a methodology using code values or existing indicators instead of a string, but that’s often just wishful thinking.

              Edit: Also, why dafuq we doing a select all? What is this, intro to compsci? List out the values you need, ya heathen ;)

              (This is my favorite Xmas meme lol)

                • mp04610@lemm.ee
                  3 years

                  behavior is an ENUM.

                  • moroni@lemmy.ca
                    3 years

                    That’s a table scan, right there. Naughty.

                  • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
                    3 years

                    Need to normalize the database. I would add a join to a BehaviorTypes table.

                    Edit: or, if the only options are naughty or nice, make it a boolean.

                    • takeda@lemmy.world
                      3 years

                      You need semicolons if it is a script with multiple commands to separate them. It is not needed for a single statement, like you would use in most language libraries.

                        • mellejwz@lemmy.worldEnglish
                          3 years

                          If you don’t use a semicolon directly in MySQL it won’t do anything until you add it.

                            • takeda@lemmy.world
                              3 years

                              In the MySQL client console where you can run multiple commands.

                              If you add semicolon in language library commands such as fetch() you will get an error.

                          • krotti@sh.itjust.works
                            3 years

                            Honest question, which ones wouldn’t it work with? Most add a semicolon to the end automatically or have libraries and interfaces saved me a million times?

                              • GBU_28@lemm.eeEnglish
                                3 years

                                Other reply s accurate but it’s always a good practice to include the semicolon else you can get

                                “Bobby tables’ed” look that xkcd comic up

                                  • Doc Avid Mornington@midwest.socialEnglish
                                    3 years

                                    I’m not sure how including a final semicolon can protect against an injection attack. In fact, the “Bobby Tables” attack specifically adds in a semicolon, to be able to start a new command. If inputs are sanitized, or much better, passed as parameters rather than string concatenated, you should be fine - nothing can be injected, regardless of the semicolon. If you concatenate untrusted strings straight into your query, an injection can be crafted to take advantage, with or without a semicolon.

                                      • GBU_28@lemm.eeEnglish
                                        3 years

                                        Yep it would only work if you didn’t sanitize a user input string in this case ‘nice’

                                        They could write ‘’; drop table blah;

                                      • krotti@sh.itjust.works
                                        3 years

                                        Wouldn’t that still apply, if you can inject straight SQL, such as “query’ OR 1=1?”

                                      • jaybone@lemmy.world
                                        3 years

                                        Usually with libraries like jdbc or whatever and prepared statements you don’t need the semicolon.

                                      • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comEnglish
                                        3 years

                                        Can we get a SIMILARITY?

                                      • Truck_kun@beehaw.orgEnglish
                                        3 years

                                        That SELECT and WHERE are all caps, but from is not is bugging me.

                                        I don’t care if you choose to uppercase keywords or lowercase, but consistency please.

                                        Also, great, love it.

                                          • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                            3 years

                                            it also implies that naughty or nice is an either or thing and not a weighted thing from an incidents table. the good place lied to us.

                                              • ursakhiin@beehaw.org
                                                3 years

                                                It could be a materialized view that is generated off of a weighting where you are nice until you have a certain number of incidents.

                                            • guy@lemmy.world
                                              3 years

                                              Guess that settles the debate, we got to pronounce it “sequel” then to optimally match syllables

                                                • KeriKitty (They(/It))@pawb.socialEnglish
                                                  3 years

                                                  Uuugghhh noooo! Ess Kyoo Ell!! ESS KYOO ELL!!! brandishes flaming pitchfork!

                                                  • db2@sopuli.xyz
                                                    3 years

                                                    Squirrel works too though.

                                                      • squiblet@kbin.social
                                                        3 years

                                                        The Australian pronunciation works… “squi-rell”. Common American one is somehow just one syllable, “Skwurl”

                                                          • jaybone@lemmy.world
                                                            3 years

                                                            How do you pronounce Smurf?

                                                              • squiblet@kbin.social
                                                                3 years

                                                                I’m not Australian.

                                                            • Doug [he/him]@midwest.socialEnglish
                                                              3 years

                                                              Yes but he serves a different community

                                                                • jadero@programming.dev
                                                                  3 years

                                                                  !squirrels@lemmy.ca

                                                              • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                3 years

                                                                “Squill”

                                                                • pythonoob@programming.dev
                                                                  3 years

                                                                  Sequel to what?

                                                                  • _danny@lemmy.world
                                                                    3 years

                                                                    The only people I know who actually call it ess queue ell are either too new to know the “sequel” pronunciation, or the type of person you generally smell before you see.

                                                                      • SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev
                                                                        3 years

                                                                        I say ess cue ell for the sake of uniformity because it’s not Mysequel nor Postgresequel and the language changed from Sequel to the acronym SQL in the 70s so not really in the “too new” ballpark anymore.

                                                                          • _danny@lemmy.world
                                                                            3 years

                                                                            I think those make sense as deviations. I’ve heard “my sequel” but you’re absolutely right about postgresql.

                                                                            The name is kinda irrelevant like hard vs soft g in gif. People know what you mean when you say either.

                                                                            But in that same vein, the creator of the “graphics interchange format” says the pronunciation is soft g, but basically everyone says hard g… So “official” pronunciation is kinda irrelevant.

                                                                            I don’t judge anyone who uses whichever term they want, but I’ve just noticed the general trend in my smallish interaction bubble.

                                                                              • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
                                                                                3 years

                                                                                Don’t start the gif war again.

                                                                            • relevants@feddit.de
                                                                              3 years

                                                                              Here in Germany everyone I know pronounces the letters individually – as German letters that is, which means the Q is pronounced “coo” rather than “cue”. I don’t mind it, it’s not quite as clunky as in English.

                                                                              I do say sequel when speaking English though.

                                                                                • mctoasterson@reddthat.com
                                                                                  3 years

                                                                                  Do you get irritated when Americans refer to the famous Austrian bullpup rifle as the Steyr “Ogg”?

                                                                                • cm0002@lemmy.world
                                                                                  3 years

                                                                                  I’m neither, I refuse to pronounce acronyms if it doesn’t make sense to do so.

                                                                                  Same thing with ‘gooey’ for GUI, except I hate that even more because that straight up elicits feelings of disgust, I don’t want anything gooey anywhere near any electronics

                                                                                    • _danny@lemmy.world
                                                                                      3 years

                                                                                      I’ve literally never heard GUI said as “gee ewe eye” before.

                                                                                      You could just say UI, avoids the gooey phobia and sounds less weird than g u i.

                                                                                • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                  3 years

                                                                                  dammit bobby tables is on the naughty list again

                                                                                  • aspitzer@lemmy.world
                                                                                    3 years

                                                                                    wait until it hits little bobby tables…

                                                                                    https://xkcd.com/327/

                                                                                      • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                        3 years

                                                                                        Her daughter is named Help I'm trapped in a driver's license facility

                                                                                        • jaybone@lemmy.world
                                                                                          3 years

                                                                                          He drops when you are sleeping. He drops when you’re awake.

                                                                                            • rufus@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                              3 years

                                                                                              Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum A new born King to see, pa rum pum pum pum Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum pum To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

                                                                                              So to honor Him, pa rum pum pum pum, When we come.

                                                                                              Little Bobby, pa rum pum pum pum I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum That’s fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

                                                                                              Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum, On my unsanitized database inputs?

                                                                                              …

                                                                                          • ApexHunter@lemmy.ml
                                                                                            3 years

                                                                                            I can’t be the only one disappointed by the lack of an order by clause after being told the list was being sorted (twice!)…

                                                                                            • Akrenion@programming.dev
                                                                                              3 years

                                                                                              Can anyone recommend a cheap receipt printer that takes pictures from a pc or phone? I want to print mtg tokens on the fly.

                                                                                                • halcyondays@midwest.socialdeleted by creatorEnglish
                                                                                                  2 years

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                                                                                                    • jasondj@ttrpg.network
                                                                                                      3 years

                                                                                                      Weird that we never consider that for retail workers though…

                                                                                                    • meliaesc@lemmy.world
                                                                                                      3 years

                                                                                                      Pencil

                                                                                                      • jasondj@ttrpg.network
                                                                                                        3 years

                                                                                                        Gameboy Pocket. Gameboy Camera. Gameboy Printer.

                                                                                                        Both the perfect balance of “nostalgia” and “ridiculous”.

                                                                                                      • datelmd5sum@lemmy.world
                                                                                                        3 years

                                                                                                        Query OK, 0 rows affected

                                                                                                        • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                                                                          3 years

                                                                                                          I was reading that to the tune of the chorus of The Distance by Cake. It worked until the last line.

                                                                                                            • Cwilliams@beehaw.org
                                                                                                              3 years

                                                                                                              Lol that actually works so well

                                                                                                            • BolexForSoup@kbin.social
                                                                                                              3 years

                                                                                                              He sees you when you’re bashing

                                                                                                              He’s hacked your VPN

                                                                                                                • jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                                                  3 years

                                                                                                                  He knows you’re not in the sudoers file

                                                                                                                  So he’ll report your ass again

                                                                                                                    • Masimatutu@mander.xyzdeleted by creator
                                                                                                                      2 years

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                                                                                                                        • jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                                                          3 years

                                                                                                                          I’ll be damned if that’s not the most relevant xkcd that I’ve ever seen.

                                                                                                                    • Donkter@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                      3 years

                                                                                                                      The beginning maps perfectly to “The Distance” by Cake and I was singing along to that tune as I read.

                                                                                                                        • Doc Avid Mornington@midwest.socialEnglish
                                                                                                                          3 years

                                                                                                                          Cut to Mrs Claus baking a spice cake:

                                                                                                                          She’s all alone, all alone, in her time of spice

                                                                                                                        • SHBI7368@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                          3 years

                                                                                                                          Love it keep em coming

                                                                                                                          • TherouxSonfeir@lemm.ee
                                                                                                                            3 years

                                                                                                                            I started this in my head sounding like the singer from Cake.

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