- 1 year
Spoiler alert: for an authentic representation of the game the movie will just be two hours straight of:
“I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella and I have never known defeat”
- 1 year
You don’t think “OH THE PAIN…THE EXQUISITE PAIN…” needs to be peppered in there?
Not sure I understand this take. The game was a commercial product, Fromsoft made it to sell to people. That doesn’t preclude it from being art, and a film adaptation being made of it also doesn’t preclude that.
A24 has a pretty good reputation for taking risks, and they’re an independent production company. Seems like probably the best possible way something like an Elden Ring film could be made, IMO.
- 1 year
Here is how the film could look like:
Getting Naked in the Middle by Deerstalker Pictures, YouTube - 2:54min
- stinky@redlemmy.comEnglish1 year
Reminder that every character in this universe is a soul stealing monster that farms humans like cattle and sends them unwilling to an eternity of agony.



