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Programmer Humor@programming.devbycm0002@lemmy.world
1 year

Magic Thinking Rocks

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    • mmddmm@lemm.ee
      1 year

      Nah, they are fairly common rocks.

      We can even use extremely common ones, but the just a little bit uncommon ones need an easier forming spell.

      • Valmond@lemmy.world
        1 year

        The population isn’t really in awe of the warlocks though 😥

          • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
            1 year

            The population simultaneously needs and resents the warlocks

          • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
            1 year

            Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

            —Arthur C. Clarke

            • sheepishly@fedia.io
              1 year

              I’ve seen this before but it was a 4chan greentext and the last line was about Fortnite porn

                • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
                  1 year

                • qarbone@lemmy.worldEnglish
                  1 year

                  The rocks ain’t magic, dingus. The rocks are just a cipherstone to let us teach lightning how to count to 2 and do addition.

                  Rubes diminishing the achievements of hardworking artificiers.

                  • andioop@programming.devEnglish
                    1 year

                    https://jakec007.github.io/2020-06-28-how-we-trick-rocks-to-think/ fun, accessible-for-non-experts related article

                    Today we’re going to explore how the thinking rocks that power your computer are created.

                    • unalivejoy@lemm.eeEnglish
                      1 year

                      This is why I ponder my orb.

                      • perishthethought@lemm.eeEnglish
                        1 year

                        /sad

                        Staring at the palm of my hand and not seeing cats.

                        • arirr@lemmy.kde.social
                          1 year

                          We didn’t learn the rock language. WE CREATED IT!

                          • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
                            1 year

                            What Sorcery Is This?!

                            • downvote_hunter@midwest.socialEnglish
                              1 year

                              I guess I’m a warlock now. I do like the version that became the Grateful Dead, another 30 years as a warlock and I to may become a grateful Dead

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