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Programmer Humor@programming.devbycm0002@lemmy.world
1 year

Job Interview Question for Team Lead Position

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    • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzEnglish
      1 year

      Correct answer: Lay off everyone. The new project will be coded solely by AI. 💯 hired.

        • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
          1 year

          Not hired at all, but feedback added to database for said AI project that will envelop all roles therein.

        • unalivejoy@lemm.eeEnglish
          1 year

          Fire the asshole, split their work with the remaining 2 employees. Give yourself a raise.

            • ryannathans@aussie.zone
              1 year

              The asshole sounds like the only one competent or doing the work

                • unalivejoy@lemm.eeEnglish
                  1 year

                  That’s why they pay me the big bucks.

                    • nintendiator@feddit.clEnglish
                      1 year

                      Mozilla CEO is that you?

                • galoisghost@aussie.zone
                  1 year

                  I think the correct answer is:

                  So you don’t want to hire me for my leadership skills you just want me to be the face of your decisions? You’ve already decided the asshole needs to move first, why not just move him yourself?

                  • humanspiral@lemmy.ca
                    1 year

                    The not alone condition does not apply if manager is with them

                    1. take asshole
                    2. take bore, but return with asshole
                    3. take idiot
                    4. take asshole.
                      • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org
                        1 year

                        I love this idea of the asshole getting transferred to a new project, removed from said project shortly after, only to be put back on the project after another short period.

                        Haha! Take that, asshole!

                      • inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world
                        1 year

                        This is simple.

                        1. Take the bore.
                          • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
                            1 year

                            By the horns?

                              • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                1 year

                                You prefer another way?

                              • Siethron@lemmy.world
                                1 year

                                But if this kills you it will lead to the fall of Westeros.

                              • Onno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio
                                1 year

                                So, which of the three is the Team Lead?

                                  • MajorHavoc@programming.dev
                                    1 year

                                    Usually the asshole.

                                      • peoplebeproblems@midwest.socialEnglish
                                        1 year

                                        Ouch

                                        But fair

                                        • greenskye@lemm.eeEnglish
                                          1 year

                                          I’d have gone with the idiot

                                        • ThotDragon@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                          1 year

                                          A team lead is an idiot, an asshole, and a bore all wrapped up in one. Source: I’m a team lead.

                                        • Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com
                                          1 year

                                          This is just the hen, fox and grain puzzle

                                            • prime_number_314159@lemmy.world
                                              1 year

                                              It’s not, the way it’s written, the asshole cannot coexist with either the bore or the idiot, which is pretty accurate.

                                                • UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev
                                                  1 year

                                                  The hen can’t be alone with the fox or the grain, so it’s still the same.

                                                    • prime_number_314159@lemmy.world
                                                      1 year

                                                      You’re right, I want thinking of the manager thermals as counting as another person for the purposes of “alone with”, but provided they can move back and forth simultaneously with their employee (or they’re always counted as part of the new team) then the puzzle is possible.

                                                  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
                                                    1 year

                                                    No, it’s the wolf, cabbage and goat puzzle.

                                                  • vane@lemmy.world
                                                    1 year

                                                    I leave interview because in this question I’m not the team lead but just tool that take orders.

                                                      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
                                                        1 year

                                                        I have some news for you.

                                                          • vane@lemmy.world
                                                            1 year

                                                            That we’re billionaires puppets, enslaved by country to work until death or something new ?

                                                            • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                              1 year

                                                              Sweet summer child still thinks management isn’t just an RA for a warren on the brink of cannibalism.

                                                          • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
                                                            1 year

                                                            Trick question! IATA: IDGAF about your rules about who can work with who.

                                                            That’s right! I said “who” not “whom”! I don’t care about your grammar rules either: like putting punctuation inside quotations. Or starting a sentence with a conjunction.

                                                            Did I get the job?

                                                              • Eager Eagle@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                1 year

                                                                no you didn’t get the job

                                                                but the CEO position is yours if you want

                                                                • Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world
                                                                  1 year

                                                                  Honestly this is the most sane take. If the asshole can’t work with 2/3 of the team then they need to GTFO. I don’t have the time or mental bandwidth to deal with shit like that.

                                                                  Source: director of both the IT and software departments

                                                                • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                  1 year

                                                                  simple. fire the asshole.

                                                                    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
                                                                      1 year

                                                                      deleted by creator

                                                                        • peoplebeproblems@midwest.socialEnglish
                                                                          1 year

                                                                          Somebody get this man an MBA

                                                                            • OpenStars@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                              1 year

                                                                              Bold to presume that he does not already have five of 'em.

                                                                            • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                              1 year

                                                                              That’s assuming the idiot in this isn’t the interviewee.

                                                                          • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
                                                                            1 year

                                                                            rsync -r --remove-source-file or mv in a loop.

                                                                            • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
                                                                              1 year

                                                                              I will migrate myself directly into a new company. Byeeeeeee

                                                                              • Kng@feddit.rocksEnglish
                                                                                1 year

                                                                                I’m glad companies are asking real world questions instead of the silly made up ones

                                                                                • ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org
                                                                                  1 year

                                                                                  bloodbath.

                                                                                  • RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee
                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                    I leave them all behind

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